If you need medical advice, please visit your local physicians office. Also please keep in mind, the Emergency Room is NOT a primary care physicians office. Please do not visit the Emergency Room for ailments that are not Emergent (I don't care what the president tells you). There is a reason half of the name is Emergency. Do not take medical advice from this or any blog, seriously how do you know the person on the other end of the keyboard is really someone that wants to help you and not someone that wants to see if your "special" enough to drink draino. This blog is HIPPA compliant, all dates, names and details of moronic escapades have been changed to protect those who might sue me.

"The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease" Sir William Osler