no amount of toothpaste…..

26Jun08

I must have pica because I ate an entire tin of wintergreen altoids while I was at work today.

I am pretty sure that in this quantity Altoids are not considered a food substance.

I am quite confident that this will give me an ulcer and combined with the stress of applying to medical school will lead to my demise.

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