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Not without a serious fight.

01Jul08

Beep…… Beep…..
Son-of-a-bit….
Stupid call light. Stupid patient. No it is not time for your demerol, and if you hadn’t just eaten an entire bucket of fried chicken you wouldn’t need the phenergan.
“did you need something Dr. Peel?”
“it is not time for your pain medicine yet, I’ve looked at your MAR and you have nothing else for [...]

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Archive for July 1st, 2008

Not without a serious fight.

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