I love my dog.
He is by far the weirdest little dog I have ever seen.
Currently he is chasing his left back foot, not his tail, his foot, he can catch his tail, the foot, however seems to have some extra specialness due to its constant vertical and horizontal movement.
He barks at a mocking bird that lives outside of our house, the bird barks back.
His favorite foods include: pineapple, dirt, rocks occasionally, cat food, bread, bananas, peanut butter and any peanut butter constituents, my shoes, the cats butt, my socks and cigarette butts*
He is afraid of balloons, men with dark hair, other small dogs (but not big ones) and the nerf gun Mr. Engineer got for his birthday.
*please note, we are not bad parents, he is just faster than us.
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