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15Jul08

I am going to start my very own pharmaceutical company.
Dr. Wannabe Pharmaceuticals is Proud to Present the Latest in Emergency Medicine Products….
In addition to the valium salt lick (for use at nurses stations prn pain in the tail-end patients)
we will offer the arm strap for your very own IV caffeine drip, so the nurse on [...]

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Archive for July 15th, 2008

The Newest Pharm on the Block

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