I have decided to volunteer/observe in my ER, or ED, this way I can refuse to do anything I do not want to do and will not get stuck sitting with suicide patients when there are 2 codes running.
Here is the psych patient list of the week…
A 20 YO Male, who honestly believes he is Forest Gump
A combative 92 year old woman with a DVT who kept getting up to find her husband, and bit anyone who got in her path, but later told me I had “barbie hair” and she was going to take me home, if she could find her home, and where the hell is her husband?
A woman with “meat stuff” falling out of her “mmmmhmmm”, which turned out to be vienna sausages….. or at least we think, we are waiting for path to come back.
Im sure there will be more….
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